Comebacks
Imagine this: you’re in your room, you just woke up, and you’re feeling a little antsy. You reach down and start spanking the monkey. Suddenly, the door opens – and your mother walks in on you with your pants down and your hand feverishly wanking off! So, what do you do when you’re caught masturbating? Here are a few things you can say:
Hey, it’s better than doing drugs!
But Mom, I just wanted to know how big it would grow…
Please close the door. Can’t you see I’m busy?!
It’s not my fault, my girlfriend made me do it!
Tricky, tricky. Better not get caught with your pants down. But if you do, it’s better to be prepared with a comeback than be sorry. ;)
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