Google and Facebook Equals…?

Sunday, November 14, 2010 Stef dela Cruz 0 Comments

I’ve been trying to avoid Facebook for a variety of reasons (I need to work, dammit) but I’ve been failing miserably.

So there I was, going about my own business, when I saw something that made me laugh. Google, you see, is like my ideal man: full of funny BS.

Follow the steps below and you’ll see what I mean.


1. Go to

2. Click on the “Get Directions” link on the upper left side of the page.

3. In the first field, type “Taiwan.”

4. In the second field, type “China.”

5. Click on the “Get Directions” button.

6. Scroll down the instructions. Read step #24***.

I feel that it’s just a matter of time before someone stupid does what Google says – and it’s also just a matter of time before Google gets sued (again).

Google is so silly. Google is so flawed. Google just made my day. See? Google is acting like my ideal man already.

Oh, and if step #24 doesn’t make you laugh, go see a doctor.

***Step #24: “Swim across the Pacific Ocean.

Stef dela CruzAbout the blogger
Stef dela Cruz is a doctor and writer. She received the 2013 Award for Health Media from the Department of Health. She maintains a health column in Health.Care Magazine and contributes to The Manila Bulletin. Add her to your circles.